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please stop drawing ernie and bert kissing and shit they’re literally preschoolers. it’s creepy and weird.

derinthescarletpescatarian:

thesexiestselkie:

beartnie:

Buddy I don’t know how to tell you this but:

1. Preschoolers don’t own apartments by themselves

2. Bert has a TWIN BROTHER with a CHILD

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3. Take it up with the official German version of the show. They’ve done it way more than I ever have.

Am I high is this a real post I’m seeing

#okay but to be fair elmo is three years old and clearly lives alone so idk#maybe some people think all of the sesame street characters are preschoolers#they’re very obviously gay tho like there’s no doubt about that

Social services have utterly failed Elmo

bimyheel:

thirdchoiceurl:

smol-blue-bird:

sometimes when I’m bored, I go through the list of recent bad faith Wikipedia edits that have since been reverted. a lot of them are politically contentious/offensive topics that attract crazies and trolls in general, but sometimes there are completely innocent inoffensive articles that people attack for no reason. some guy yesterday vandalized the article on the chemical element francium

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Francium IS a stupid element. It has a half life of 22 minutes and barely exists at all, only naturally occurring as a product of the extremely rare alpha decay series ²³⁵U ➝ ²³¹Th ➝ ²³¹Pa (𝜷 decay) ➝ ²²⁷Ac ➝ ²²³Fr (1.38% chance). There’s less than a gram of it on earth at any given moment. It has no uses to anybody and it isn’t even the most reactive group 1A element due to relativistic effects fucking up its electron binding energies. Stupid substance.

If you somehow asked a genie to get you a gram of Francium in a sealed vial so you could do an experiment with it, the genie would just give it to you because the enormous amount of radioactivity it produces would instantly vaporize the sample and cook you alive. Absolute dogshit isotope and its synthetic siblings are just the same but worse

found the guy

nonameyetmp3:

littlegreenfag:

fleshdyke:

fleshdyke:

my favourite genre of picture is pictures of birds you don’t normally see with their beaks open yawning or whatever. like its so fucking funny

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white tipped sicklebill

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sword billed hummingbird

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kiwi

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roseate spoonbill

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i cant tell if this is a white ibis or an african sacred ibis but its one of them

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pied avocet

And of course, the pelican.

@todaysbird

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